The Tales Of Mikey Wiseman

I mean really? It doesn't look like much in the pic, but tonite when I shaved, no shit, I somehow managed to slice my lip a bit. WTF? How the hell does that happen? Better than that, I hit it (very, very minuscule trust me) in a crinkle spot so it kept bleeding for almost half the friggin show! Really? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN! So many times I have shaved, hell, I've even taken a full beard off with a Bic disposable! Ah well. Feces occureth. I am just in disbelief that it happened at all.....damn my luck!