The Tales Of Mikey Wiseman

Hello loyal readers! Sorry for the long wait...things have been busy. Now I know that the title of this one makes you think 'uh oh...here comes some speechifyin on God'. Well, not really. Let me start off by saying I have a HUGE fear of small churches. Not those small-ish ones in a bricked up building with a nice parking lot, etc. No I mean the truly small churches that look like they can only fit maybe 20 people, standing room only, at best.

You ever notice how they have such a small building, and yet there is a HUGE lot of land behind them? Now this is purely theory, but why, if they have all that land, do they not get a small parking lot, or maybe a picnic area, or I dunno - just something back there? Hmmm? Minds clicking yet? I think it is because, if you were brave enough to go into the church shack there's some secret entrance that goes UNDERGROUND. And when you become a full on member, you get access to go there.

Yeah that's right, I'm talkin like the extremely, uber-religious sects that have a compound set up for its followers where they can hang out, live rent free, play checkers (or chess), and etc. Hmmmm? And with groups out there that do all that storing of arms because the aliens are coming, or because they plan to rid the world of sinners by force and etc., kinda makes me wish I could be real invisible sometimes when I'm passing by. Especially if I'm walking!!!

So yeah, next time you pass by one - you'll know it when you see one because it'll look like a storage shed with a little posterboard sign announcing they are the church of you-only-think-you-know, as well as some acreage behind them with nothing on it but grass - think real hard on these thoughts I've speechified...and see if you notice any small chimney holes or air holes in that lot!